I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic." - Richard Pryor
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. - Richard Pryor
You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool. - Richard Pryor
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit. - Richard Pryor
Who you gonna believe, bitch? Me? or your lying eyes? - Richard Pryor